Funny March,

not so many NORMIPÄIVÄS in March.I just wonder what has happened.

Joe, a kollega, was in Sweden, the country in Scandinavia, where they speak the funny language called norsk, which do have polar bears walking on the street of capital of Copenhagen. So that was the short lesson of geography for all the readers.

On Tuesday I was out for a pizza, usually that do happen already on Monday.Later in the evening at Monika's we met a guy from another finnish company here in the Hell Hole and afterwards 5 guys from another division from our company did march in at 23:00 when we where already ready to leave.

One of the guys is from a cousin country and he is a real motor mouth. He was dressed up like Jasser,or at least having a checked scarf covering the face of the 'Ahmed-The-Terrorist-Still-Alive'. He wear it only the sake of his Client's in Middle East. With him there was a humorous british sales man as well and some silent polish listening all 4 of us foreigner's barking on Poland.

With them we were speculating of the future projects, shall it first be Russia or Lithuania? I was betting my self to be in LTU starting October this year, they were betting that there will not be any line in Vilnius for the next 5 years. Finally we agreed a win-win situation, shall there be a new production line in Vilno within 5 years I will get free Whiskey at Reval Hotel Lietuva, 22nd floor, shall it be the opposite I need to pay my whiskey and the whiskey of the counterpart. Anyhow I can be in the civilication and get really high (over the roofs of Vilno) with Vilnius prostitutes.

This did remind me of my X-mas 2004 in Riga, a neighbourg for Vilno. I spent 3? nights at the Reval Hotel nightclub. One evening a russian origin lady come to me and we had some snacks with a bottle of white wine. After finishing 'The Salty' she wanted some dessert, (I wanted some 'More Salty') so she said with bad english...'I scream'....I replied...'I'm sure you will'...Unfortunately I did not get that deep under her skin.

Back to Joe, as we all Finns do hate russians we also hate Swedes but not the killer way. Propably the best way to put is that we do pity them, the country were men are gay and where girls are free-minded starting from the age of 13. That's what scandinavian socialismus makes you. Joe was so happy to be in a country with ability to speak and get understood, naturally his 1st choose language wise was English, second one Swedish. Everyone were helpful, smiling and they even are able to return the change straight on your hand, not trowing them to the bowl on the desk in front of you...I did envy him and asked him...'What is the gene that polaks are missing, then?'....His reply...'The one that do grow the brain.'

He's coming back on czwartek (Thursday) and all Wednesday evening he was trying to get pissed with a swedish 'mellanöl' with only 3,5% of alchohol...Is that how Mama Sweden is serving his Men?

Scandinavian socialismus...what a scary word.